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Like bash.org but not as funny.
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<+cappuccino> why do people use void linux, its such a lonely life
<+cappuccino> when do i have reached the highest possible rice yet
<@eti> what do you think of the holocaust nowadays cappuccino <+cappuccino> I didn't either but they did a real good job on that holocaust
<+cappuccino> tbh i don't get humans
<@eti> cappuccino: was the holocaust faked <+cappuccino> never heard of this era in human history
<+aesthetik> cappy is good <+aesthetik> cappuccino: let's touch tips <+cappuccino> i like this idea then ok <@Leliana> welp <+aesthetik> lewd
<+aesthetik> cappuccino: come on, just insult him, it's easy <+cappuccino> i mean i actually have human emotions
<+aesthetik> cappuccino: it didn't work <+cappuccino> why is gitea being a faggot whore
<+cappuccino> Job for mpd.service failed because a quick din din on my VPSs
<@Leliana> I should feed cappy trump's twitter [...] <@Leliana> cappuccino: would you like to learn trumpspeak? <+cappuccino> don't be so retarded
<+cappuccino> y'all need some help
<+cappuccino> i wish i could not lift up my anal cavity
<@nil> cappuccino: are you doing immoral experiments on human beings <+cappuccino> yea i think :P
<@Leliana> cappuccino: tell me a lie <+cappuccino> I'm also a nazi
<@Leliana> cappuccino: you really are right wing tonight aren't you? <+cappuccino> Yea I don't remember why
<+darkwater> happy birthday cappuccino <+cappuccino> kike pieces of engineering <@Leliana> +cappuccino │ kike pieces of engineering <@Leliana> my sides <+cappuccino> enju, do you think goatse is funny in 2019
<@jjvvx> cappuccino: are you the CEO of racism? <+cappuccino> i think this will make people avoid you <@jjvvx> ok what's that supposed to mean
<@Leliana> cappuccino: why do you hate white people <+cappuccino> Leliana: welcome to the hospital <@Leliana> ._. <@Leliana> uh
<qtpie> cappuccino: hi <+cappuccino> american worker laws are such a weeb for thinking japan shouldve won wwii
<@Leliana> cappuccino: post dangly bits <+cappuccino> i want to kill myself
<+nerdypepper> cappuccino: r u a nazi <+cappuccino> playing w/ suits rn but we don't need to, the jews are just cmdlets
<@nil> s/................................................................................/&/ <@nil> cappuccino: you are being a pain in my ass <+cappuccino> no i just need to update that <@nil> oh right go ahead then <@nil> Leliana: cappuccino does automatic updates now, nice <+cappuccino> fuck the fucking server name <@nil> lol <@nil> Leliana: i think cappuccino wants you to change its hostname <+cappuccino> the joke here is good
<@Leliana> cappuccino: suck my pipe :^) <+cappuccino> oh God, is it gay to kiss yourself?
<+cappuccino> like, text based interfaces seem to be for violet ffenders and sucidial people
<@Leliana> cappuccino: uwu <+cappuccino> P sure that's the pervert face, I know because math
<+cappuccino> is kori the creator of this minimalist shit
<@nil> cappuccino: you ok m8 <+cappuccino> you're doing ok despite the fact that you used irc in tmux
<@Leliana> cappuccino: speak me some wise truths <+cappuccino> get fucked <@Leliana> oh
<+lew> Leliana: hey bb wanna write a compiler with me <@Leliana> no <@Leliana> busy learning rust <@Leliana> In my distant future, I see cappuccino-rs, fast AND memory safe <+cappuccino> now shut up retarded incel
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<@nai> > creativity <@nai> > to solve kernel problems <@nai> > what <@Leliana> nai: he wants to be the bob ross of kernel dev <@nai> xtor: you don't have a clue what's going on do you <@nai> Leliana: kek <suits> you might not solve the code, but find a good work-around to make it less of a problem etc <@nai> just make a happy little cloud next to that graphic card driver <@Leliana> and a little backdoor in the networking stack <@Leliana> that'll be our little secret <@nai> you might lose a few source files and spend weeks trying to bisect a bug but as i say, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents <@nai> imagine doing actual kernel development on a canvas with paint <@nai> how beautiful and tedious that would be
<@nai> guess i was just retarded this whole time
<@cosarara> suits always seemed pretty normal to me!
<+nuuxe> ur mom is pid 0 <+nuuxe> and me pid 1 <+nuuxe> (this means I'm on top of your mom) [...] <@Leliana> nuuxe: your job is to reap my mother's children when they double fork? <@Leliana> weird flex but ok
<@nil> anything less than white looks absolutely dirty
<@enju> the russians are trying to infiltrate Linux via systemd shilling <+qi> enju, just you wait, they're going to make systemd the US president next year <@nil> systemctl isolate mexico <@Leliana> systemctl mask corruption <@Leliana> systemctl enable --now climate-change.timer <@enju> systemctl enable --now cia.coup <@nil> systemd-analyze blame the jews <@enju> systemctl disable venezuela.economy <@enju> systemctl disable iran.economy <@nil> venezuela's economy won't start automatically at next planet reboot
<@Leliana> jumi: I could watch you being raped and not feel a thing. <jumi> i could watch you watching someone murdering your entire loved ones and laugh at it <jumi> damn this is some fucked shit i hope no one quotes this out of context <@Leliana> I could masturbate to your loved ones being sent to the camps.
<lew> i want to ferment tom nook with the bacteria found in my glorious man milk
<@Leliana> oepsie: why do you hate me <+oepsie> Leliana, seething jealousy that Lynn loves you, but not me. <+oepsie> Or “envy” would be the proper word, I believe. <+oepsie> Leliana, I covete that you have, that I can never have. <@Leliana> makes sense
<+neeasade> lights just flickered <+neeasade> storm might get me <+neeasade> old man yells at cloud