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Like bash.org but not as funny.

Bot quotes[edit]

<+cappuccino> why do people use void linux, its such a lonely life
<+cappuccino> when do i have reached the highest possible rice yet
<@eti> what do you think of the holocaust nowadays cappuccino 
<+cappuccino> I didn't either but they did a real good job on that holocaust
<+cappuccino> tbh i don't get humans
<@eti> cappuccino: was the holocaust faked
<+cappuccino> never heard of this era in human history
<+aesthetik> cappy is good
<+aesthetik> cappuccino: let's touch tips
<+cappuccino> i like this idea then ok
<@Leliana> welp
<+aesthetik> lewd
<+aesthetik> cappuccino: come on, just insult him, it's easy
<+cappuccino> i mean i actually have human emotions
<+aesthetik> cappuccino: it didn't work
<+cappuccino> why is gitea being a faggot whore
<+cappuccino> Job for mpd.service failed because a quick din din on my VPSs
<@Leliana> I should feed cappy trump's twitter
[...]
<@Leliana> cappuccino: would you like to learn trumpspeak?
<+cappuccino> don't be so retarded
<+cappuccino> y'all need some help
<+cappuccino> i wish i could not lift up my anal cavity
<@nil> cappuccino: are you doing immoral experiments on human beings
<+cappuccino> yea i think :P
<@Leliana> cappuccino: tell me a lie
<+cappuccino> I'm also a nazi
<@Leliana> cappuccino: you really are right wing tonight aren't you?
<+cappuccino> Yea I don't remember why
<+darkwater> happy birthday cappuccino
<+cappuccino> kike pieces of engineering
<@Leliana> +cappuccino │ kike pieces of engineering
<@Leliana> my sides
<+cappuccino> enju, do you think goatse is funny in 2019
<@jjvvx> cappuccino: are you the CEO of racism?
<+cappuccino> i think this will make people avoid you
<@jjvvx> ok what's that supposed to mean
<@Leliana> cappuccino: why do you hate white people
<+cappuccino> Leliana: welcome to the hospital
<@Leliana> ._.
<@Leliana> uh
<qtpie> cappuccino: hi
<+cappuccino> american worker laws are such a weeb for thinking japan shouldve won wwii

User quotes[edit]

<@nai> > creativity
<@nai> > to solve kernel problems
<@nai> > what
<@Leliana> nai: he wants to be the bob ross of kernel dev
<@nai> xtor: you don't have a clue what's going on do you
<@nai> Leliana: kek
<suits> you might not solve the code, but find a good work-around to make it less of a problem etc
<@nai> just make a happy little cloud next to that graphic card driver
<@Leliana> and a little backdoor in the networking stack
<@Leliana> that'll be our little secret
<@nai> you might lose a few source files and spend weeks trying to bisect a bug but as i say, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents
<@nai> imagine doing actual kernel development on a canvas with paint
<@nai> how beautiful and tedious that would be
<@nai> guess i was just retarded this whole time
<@cosarara> suits always seemed pretty normal to me!
<+nuuxe> ur mom is pid 0
<+nuuxe> and me pid 1
<+nuuxe> (this means I'm on top of your mom)
[...]
<@Leliana> nuuxe: your job is to reap my mother's children when they double fork?
<@Leliana> weird flex but ok
<@nil> anything less than white looks absolutely dirty
<@enju> the russians are trying to infiltrate Linux via systemd shilling
<+qi> enju, just you wait, they're going to make systemd the US president next year
<@nil> systemctl isolate mexico
<@Leliana> systemctl mask corruption
<@Leliana> systemctl enable --now climate-change.timer
<@enju> systemctl enable --now cia.coup
<@nil> systemd-analyze blame the jews
<@enju> systemctl disable venezuela.economy
<@enju> systemctl disable iran.economy
<@nil> venezuela's economy won't start automatically at next planet reboot